I am freaked out

When I was driving home from work today traffic was rough, so I decided to make a detour by the hospital to beat traffic, and an ambulance pulls in front of me.

So I stuck behind the ambulance because they tend to cut through traffic, but I noticed the back doors were flapping open. After about 15 minutes behind the ambulance, it puts on its lights and speeds off, dropping a red biohazard cooler out of the open doors as it leaves; so I have to slam on my brakes and pull off the road. After I finished swearing, I decided to move the cooler off the road, so that no one would hit it. When I get the cooler to the side of the road, my curiosity gets the best of me, and I open it. There is a HUMAN TOE inside this cooler. So I did what anyone would do and I called a toe truck.

badum-CHING…