Speechless
Guido, the top Mafia hitman, discovers that his accountant has been embezzling money from him. The accountant, who happens to be deaf, has stolen over $10 million dollars. Guido goes to the accountant’s office with his lawyer in tow. His lawyer can read sign language. Guido asks the accountant, “Where is the $10 million dollars you have stolen from me?” The account signs back, and the lawyer interprets, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Guido pulls out a .357 magnum and points it at the accountant’s head and again demands to know where his money is. The accountant begins to sign frantically, “OK! OK! Don’t kill me! It’s in a suitcase that I buried in my back yard behind the garage next to my tomato plants!” Guido asks his lawyer, “Well, what did he say?” The Lawyer says, “Well, I’ve haven’t quite get it all, but it appears to me that he said ‘I don’t think you have the balls to pull the trigger’ or something like that…”
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