Speechless
Guido, the top Mafia hitman, discovers that his accountant has been embezzling money from him. The accountant, who happens to be deaf, has stolen over $10 million dollars. Guido goes to the accountant’s office with his lawyer in tow. His lawyer can read sign language. Guido asks the accountant, “Where is the $10 million [...]
Do you know me?
There was once a small town prosecuting attorney in a trial. He called his first witness to the stand –a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
Science (1)
So, a chemistry professor and his assistant were working on a negatively charged liberating hydroxyl ion when the assistant says “Wait professor, what if the salicylic acid doesn’t accept the hydroxyl ions?” and the professor replies “That’s no hydroxyl ion, THAT’S MY WIFE!”
I am freaked out
When I was driving home from work today traffic was rough, so I decided to make a detour by the hospital to beat traffic, and an ambulance pulls in front of me.
